Paris Hilton’s push-up bra and B-cups made an appearance last night in Hollywood, spotted with whipped-c#$k boyfriend Benji Madden.
They reportedly partied inside Crown Bar, then most likely made their way home, kicking off the nightly ritual of Paris begging for sex while her dude lays snoring and passed out. Eventually, she realizes the effort put forth humping limp dick isn’t worth the energy, so bedtime it becomes.
You all remember when Paris was on Ellen talking about her 17 
dogs?! Well, apparently the store clerks over at The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles remember this too…as they refused to let her buy a puppy.
The New York Post is reporting that Paris wanted a puppy for a photo shoot that she was on her way to do because it would make the picture look “cuter”…
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